The Whale Jo Chronicles - Live from Las Vegas - DAY THREE


DAY THREE - October 24, 2009


E-mail #1
Location: Unknown
Time: 12:45 a.m.
Subject: eBay slot heaven 2 machine 15x


E-mail #2
Location: Unknown
Time: 1:41 p.m.
Subject: Have to go find magic

Just had a life altering massage followeb by chocolate donuts and eggs
benedict and a documentary about dolphins

I'm back in love with this town

The restorative powers of vegas are unrivaled

E-mail #3:
Location: Encore
Time: 3:40 p.m.
Subject: [none]

Just getting back into the flow - I completely tried to force it last night to no avail besides a lot of rubber bands around my wrist and a pocket full of paperclips

I need the prayers of your readers today

The climb is starting.....

E-mail #4
Location: Encore
Time: 8:03 p.m.
Subject: Retire

It's time

To lick my wounds and retreat

Headed back to the room to order a disgusting amount of room service
and order every movie on pay per view and watch each for 2 minutes

E-mail #5
Location: Encore
Time: 10:00 p.m.
Subject: [None]

I'm thinking about taking one last shot at midnight.


back2vegas said...

Sadly, I get the impression that WJ has been very unlucky today as he has failed to give you any updates. Hopefully I'm wrong b/c I these updates are keeping me entertained and helping curb my Vegas itch.

travelling_greg said...

Nice job... the time I signed up for the google account, a certain somebodies comment disappeared. :)

Thanks once again to Jace/Whale Joe for the entertaining reads. I appreciate it.

Justin said...

Jaco, I cant beleive TA removed the Whale Joe TR you had going. They have some nerve removing all of the good TR's.

CMReeve said...

All you've got to do is mention Beejay aka Bart and some jealous immature baby will click til it gets deleted.